I give up you win.
I was lucky enough to be up this morning just a little before five a.m. If I had slept any later, I might have missed watching an informercial for the Bell Silver Sonic XL. (So, a special shout out to my one year old for the early wake up call!)
What they say: “Small and lightweight, it looks like a wireless cell phone earpiece so no one will know you have sonic hearing.”
What they mean: Use it to spy on people!
Then, they give you two scenarios where the Bell Silver Sonic XL comes in super-duper handy!
Informercial Scenario 1: A man overhears a conversation. It happens to be about HIM. What are they saying? “John’s a really nice guy.”
Informercial Scenario 2: A woman in a bathing suit walks by and hears a conversation. It happens to be about HER. What are they saying? “Her body is amazing.”
Yes. And yes. This is pretty much what everyone is saying about YOU behind your back. You’re a really nice person and your body is amazing. The only problem is that the ear piece you are using to spy on everyone makes you look like a total creep.
I actually think “Farmville: For Dummies” was the original title of the game.